Miserable Movie Monday
November 8, 2010
Flipping through channels last night and had the misfortune of catching about 5 minutes of the above monstrosity. I would however be willing to risk permanent blindness to see Boehner in a Speedo and Hillary in a bikini if it meant the sharktopus would find them morally lacking enough to gnaw upon. How the hell else are we ever going to be rid of these bastards?
One redeeming quality – the theme song is kinda catchy.
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Even Bush’s and now Barry’s corrupt SecDef is urging the repeal of DADT before the new Congress convenes. If Barry’s really serious about being in favor of ending this policy, now would be the time to prove it.
How bad is it when even the Girl Scouts realize the nation’s leaders are all full of shit?
A few articles of interest regarding Bushwa Barry’s visit to India.
Chris Floyd notes that Barry is trying to seal the deal on a $5 billion arms shipment to India, one of the largest arms deals in history, presumably so they can help “fight the terrorists”.
One of the carrots being offered to India permanent membership on the UN Security Council. One can only assume that this is an attempt to weaken any ties that India as one of the BRIC nations (Brazil, Russia, India,China) may be trying to make with China as these countries have been increasingly cooperating with each other while leaving the US out. The carrot was only offered after India protested when it wasn’t at first:
Of course, sending arms to India to “fight terrorists” has an added tacit bonus for the US warlords – it strengthens another country militarily as the US continues to add bases and weapons in countries bordering China. The carrot for India is a stick for China and I’m sure the message hasn’t been lost on their leadership. The US has been pressuring them in a currency war of late, and this move may be seen as a military threat if the currency war doesn’t work out the way the US wants.
Meanwhile, Indians still haven’t forgotten the disaster caused by US corporations decades ago as Bhopal survivors protest Barry’s visit.
While the US warlords continue to export about the only commodity the US still makes – death and destruction – the cries of Arundhati Roy who may be arrested by Indian authorities for continuing to speak the truth about all this foolishness continue to fall on mostly deaf ears. From the Chris Floyd piece –
I have been waiting for Roy’s response but hadn’t looked it up yet for fear of scalding my eyeballs. Are all those terrorists in Pakistan, or will the near-fascist BJP – which praised Obama’s speech to the rafters – find a few more among India’ indigenous?
And that speech! It was like Beck mindlessly chanting the names of the founding fathers to peddle his gold schemes. Rabindranath Tagore, B. R. Ambedkar, the dalit author of the constitution (although not by name I think), and of course Gandhi, Gandhi, Gandhi.
Gandhi Tourette’s.
What the hell would Gandhi make of an India still hideously poor threatenting with nukes and whoring its way onto the Security Council?
As it dragged on forever, I wondered if he might drag Ravi Shankar on to the stage to accompany him, or perhaps a couple Bollywood numbers in the background.
Just did a little search and found that in recent days BJP activists have fucked up a Kashmiri leader who I’m assuming is Muslim and in an irony I’m sure is lost on them, have basically called for a fatwah against Roy.
Didn’t see the speech myself but that sounds like some serious bootlicking. Makes it sound like Barry could really use some help with China, so what’s a little fascism among friends?
That is not surprising. Nothing would be, given for instance the BJP’s open embrace of and organizing role in the genocide in Gujarat.
But how would we have any morals at all without the religious to guide us…
Some links –
Worth noting, even though the corporate media or anyone in Congress doesn’t feel it worth mentioning , that voting machines still don’t work properly – All Diebold Touch-screen Voting Systems Fail on Election Day at 110 Polls Across Utah County, UT.
Bill Greider has an excellent article on what can be done to keep us all from going broke – The End of Free-Trade Globalization.
Greider gives Barry more credit than I feel he deserves for wanting to bring manufacturing jobs back to the US. Barry may want to bring the jobs back, but that in and of itself is not enough. They need to pay a living wage in order to right the ship and I’m not convinced that Barry gets that part, not after forcing concessions on the UAW in order to bail out GM and Chrysler. This is especially true since Greider acknowledges that what needs to be done will likely raise prices somewhat. His conclusion is spot on –
A righteous rant form David Sirota. Looks like he could have used one of those “Go fuck yourself” bots mentioned here last week, but for this article he chose to do it the old fashioned way – Thank You, Dick Cheney, For Giving Me the Proper Words. Congress may have turned red but Sirota’s language stayed very blue. A large snippet, because it bears repeating –
Sigh.
Scientists Discover Dying Corals and Creatures Near Deep Water Horizon Oil-Spill Site in the Gulf
I was poking around used bookstores over the weekend and I did find an old book by John Brunner called Web of Everywhere which looks pretty good. Thanks for the recommend on that guy.
Still looking for Stand on Zanzibar and Sheep Look Up . This bookstore in the Boston area looks promising for a lot of out of print titles I’ve been looking for. Next time I’m in the area hopefully I’ll have time to stop by and do some browsing.
Put a bunch of non-fiction books on my Xmas list so I don’t get too divorced from reality :P This one might be up your alley if you haven’t already read it – How the Irish Saved Civilization. Saw a bunch of fairly bad reviews for it, most complaining that the book doesn’t live up to its title somehow. Being a fan of books about books, I was mainly interested in reading about how the Irish monks preserved so much writing during the dark ages, but I’m not under the illusion that they alone were responsible for “saving civilization” as the Arabs were doing much the same thing at the time. If you go into it with the understanding that it’s a popular history as opposed to an academic one, it sounds like it would be worth the read. Ever read this one? If it does really stink I’ll cross it off the list before somebody gets it for me, but Cahill is a pretty reputable author from what I can tell.
I haven’t read the Irish civ book it sounds worth a read. I have read How the Scots Invented the Modern World: The True Story of How Western Europe’s Poorest Nation Created Our World & Everything in It and highly recommend it.
A busy people, the Gaels. And so modest too.
Thanks. I’ll check that one out too.
From miserable movies to the sublime. Finally remembered to look up some of the upcoming Werner Herzog movies we’d mentioned here over the last several months to see if they were out yet.
Looks like Herzog’s version of La Boheme was just a short film and it is done. I’d probably appreciate it a little more being more familiar with the opera, but here it is, visually and musically stunning as usual –
His film about the Chauvet caves called Cave of Forgotten Dreams premiered at the Toronto Film festival a couple months ago. Sounds like it’s still making the film festival rounds and not out on DVD yet. Here’s some Q&A with Herzog after the screening –
Also, Herzog has a nice box set of many of his documentaries out which you can order from his website.
Gee thanks. Between you and cdroots I could blow the Christmas budget and January’s bills too in about three mouse clicks.
WTF is this all about? – a fucking missile gets launched off the Cali coast and nobody seems to know where it came from.
I’m sure the US government will get to the bottom of it right away!
Just like they’re getting to the bottom of the BP disaster and finding no evidence at all that BP cut corners to increase profits. Oh sure, there was plenty of evidence that corners were cut, but no proof that it was done for profit. Of course once again the investigator has no subpoena power and is relying on the “good faith” of BP to cooperate. Check out the weasel words here –
Riiiight. They didn’t do it “that night”. And Fred’s just going to ignore all the other nights prior to the explosion when they did.
Hard to come up with any explanation of that missile that is the least bit reassuring. Everything else to one side, consider how busy SoCal airspace is.
ATTENTION PARENTS, GUARDIANS, UNCLES, etc:
Chemicals in Fast Food Wrappers Show Up in Human Blood
Repulsive. Talk about Russian Roulette.
Speaking of cooking your own dinner which I just mentioned below….
What’s wrong with wax paper exactly if you just have to have some low grade dogfood for dinner (and I do indulge in that myself a few times a year, although possibly less after reading that)? That would seem to be a safer alternative, although there’s probably more to it than just paper and wax I suppose.
I make burgers and fries fairly often at home. I make my own patties and just cut a potato and drop it in vegetable oil. Everyone who I give them to raves about handmade hamburgers and fries, as if it were the most difficult thing in the world. Never quite understood that.
Tar Sands 1, Biodiversity 0
The Sage grouse is being obliterated from Alberta. The province may be grouse-free by 2012.
Several financial articles of note which I’ll split into two parts. First a few related to Barry’s trip to Asia that require a good read and some digestion to get the gist.
Mike Whitney explains why Bernanke’s latest round of QE won’t have the consequences the Fed claims it will – Bernanke’s Dollar Policy. In a nutshell, the idea is to push a lot more money into the system, ostensibly to encourage lending again and pump up asset prices. Of course the asset prices the banks want pumped up are real estate assets because they’re still sitting on all kinds of bad real estate debts that are not worth much and would show the banks as insolvent if they were forced to report their actual holdings. It won’t work because –
And of course this was already tried with the first round of QE, and it didn’t work then, at least not the way the oligarchs claimed they wanted it to. Rather than lending into the economy, banks just parked a lot of their cash in Treasuries to earn a safe easy profit, the very treasuries that were created in order to print the money to bail them out with in the first place. And since the Fed, Treasury, and the bankers are all thick as thieves (do you really need the “as” when in fact they are thieves?) they must have known this would be the result.
Meanwhile Barry days that he wants to increase US exports, which requires devaluing the dollar.
And what is it that Barry wants to export exactly? So far it looks like weapons and lots of them, and he wants to make them cheap.
Continue on to this Democracy Now! interview with Michael Hudson who suspects that QE2 is an effort to arm the bankers in the ongoing currency wars since attempts to inflate assets did not work-
So Barry’s trip to Asia is sounding like an attempt to drive a wedge between the new currency block that is developing with China in the middle.
And who will the winner be in all this? The banks of course and the rest of us can go screw – Wall Street Wins Again. Here’s Nomi speaking of the recent elections and Barry’s trip-
To me , it sure seems like the oligarchs are throwing all kinds of shit against the wall and hoping something sticks. I really wish somebody could tell me who the hell is calling the shots these days because it sure as hell isn’t our elected officials. And what’s the purpose of all this really? Best I can tell, the rats all around the world know the “free market” system is going down and are trying to grab what they can hoping to be the biggest rat left standing when it all collapses. And it sure is starting to look like the smart money knows a collapse is coming. This article gives a good rundown of how the government manipulates various statistics to make it seem like things are better than they really are, but the take away bit was this –
Here are a couple more straight forward articles –
The rumor mill has it that Barry may appoint Melissa Bean to head the Consumer Financial protection Agency that Elizabeth Warren, who should have been named head herself, is currently creating. Great.
Based on past actions, she sounds like just the type of toady Barry is looking for.
And since nobody bothered to do a damn thing about the High Frequency Trading that is a cancer on the stock markets or the lobbyists that are a cancer to the political system, the HFT companies are getting into the lobbying business themselves.
The whole world is just fucking crazy.
When’s the last time any of these assholes bothered to hug their kid or cook dinner or smell a flower or anything that halfway decent people do?
Breaking: Obama Administration Denies Endangered Species Act Protection to 251 Species including from my neck of the woods the pacific fisher and the Oregon spotted frog.
Pathetic.
Sigh.
If it isn’t a species every five year old is familiar with nobody seems to care. And plants?!?!? Fuck ’em. Who can tell one from another anyhow being all green like that.
Couple more along the same line –
Peyote cacti are becoming much more scarce, at least on this side of the border.
New report suggests that 100 tigers are poached every year. The figures are based only on seizures of illegal tiger body parts so presumably a lot of other shipments aren’t caught. Sounds like the real number of poachings is even higher –
From the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists, a definitive piece of work: Looting the Seas – How Overfishing, Fraud, and Negligence Plundered the Majestic Bluefin Tuna
It is too bad shame is so out of fashion.
Thanks for that. I’ll pass that along to a few people tomorrow.
I knew what was going on was bad, but not that bad. Very interesting that some of those farms harvested more tuna than they had reported capturing. Guess that’s where the “laundering” comes in. Disgusting.
Not too surprising though that so many are willing to overlook the regulations. Been seeing headlines for a few years now about record setting prices for bluefin like this one – $175,000 for one fucking fish. Mind boggling. Sushi grade tuna of a similar size generally sells for about $5,000 per fish. No idea what makes ones like that so much more expensive, probably just vanity. But that vanity is fueling their extinction by encouraging illegal harvests.
Almost failed to mention Carl Sagan Day.
Happy birthday Carl from those of us still muddling along on the pale blue dot.
From the macrocosmos to the microcosmos, here’s today’s must read in full – Bacteria R Us.
Excellent rundown of many of the new developments in bacteriology, some of which we’ve highlighted here before. The ideas of Sagan’s former wife Lynn Margulis which were considered pretty out there when she first published them a few decades ago are now becoming accepted science. Just a couple snippets, first on medicine-
And on intelligence –
If you haven’t read Margulis’ Microcosmos, it really is a fascinating book. Highly recommended.
Also, I’m very glad that my parents let me play with the farm animals and I suspect that allowing the squidlette to run around in the dirt with them has contributed to her being a very healthy kid as well. I really don’t want to get a stool transplant to fix my microbes, even if it does work as the article suggests :P
You mean it’s all connected?
Have to dig up one of my all time faves, a lengthy paper documenting that the kitchens and bathrooms of slob batchelors were actually much more healthy than those of obsessive housewives constantly smearing the filth all
around with their sponges and dishrags.
o/t This is one of the reasons that the projects from the far, far shores of restoration ecology – restoring dinosaurs etc – are so ridiculous. You cannot restore the epigenetics but before that you cannot even restore the intestinal flora without which they would very likly not survive even a few days. Probably true even of former human forms. The moment has passed, a blueprint is not an organism. All the more reason to savor the moment and all the more reason to stop foreclosing future options.
Life is flux.
RE: squidlette
There are any number of studies demonstrating that kids who play in the dirt are healthier in later life, starting with a healthier immune system. It is after all the milieu we evolved in.
Never mind mental health, a sense of connection with the world, and the chance of becoming a decent rounded human being.
Yeah, there was a very good article in Harper’s within the last two or three years, it was about drinking raw milk I believe. Anyway, they mentioned the studies showing that people who grow up on or near farms get sick much less often than the general population. My family is living proof of that – my grandfather never went to the hospital his whole life until his mid-eighties, except when he got injured in an accident. Other than that, not once. I never missed a day of school after I got chicken pox in 3rd grade and I can think of maybe two or three days in the last 20 years where I had to call in sick for work, and even then it was mostly so I didn’t pass anything to co-workers.
Let me know if you run across that filthy bachelor paper – I’d be interested in reading it.
Is this where Sagan went? – Fermi Telescope Finds Giant Structure in our Galaxy.
Merely calling it “giant” does do it justice though, not when you’re talking about bubbles of gamma energy 25,000 light years tall. The brain cannot comprehend the amount of energy necessary to produce such a thing.
Something tells me that if true, this may be a problem for Barry once the new House convenes – White House altered drilling safety report.
Wonder if any of the non-chordate Democrats who said they’d start all these investigations on Bush and his minions if only they could have the majority in 2006 are wishing they hadn’t completely backtracked on that. I don’t know if the above will be the issue that gets the impeachment hearings on Barry rolling, but I can smell them coming already.
Act like a bunch of pussies and get steamrolled by those you enable.
Some links –
Greenwald documents how the government is doing an end run around the law to intimidate people affiliated with Bradley Manning.
Barry visits Indonesia, somebody leaks documents showing how Indonesia’s US-backed military uses violence and intimidation to silence dissent.
Students fuck some shit up in the UK. Still pretty quiet here across the pond.
More evidence that despite the claims of Barry and the FDA to the contrary, Gulf seafood contains very high levels of toxins.
Been trying to avoid mentioning it since I can barely contain my disgust, but since we are documenting the empire’s decline I guess it does bear mentioning that rather than being thrown into a dark hole where he belongs, the smirking chimp is making a book tour. This article sums it up as well as anything, and that’s all I’ll say about this travesty.
Possible explanation for that mystery missile – U.S. ‘Notice to Mariners’ Report May Explain Mystery Missile Launch.
But the Pentagon doesn’t seem to know anything about that notice and their own explanation sounds a little unclear. Supposedly it was a plane, but they don’t seem to have any idea exactly what plane it is.