Read It and Meep
The culture wars rage on. A high school in Danvers Massachusetts is awash in blue language and students refuse to clean up their acts so the intrepid principal Thomas Murray has decided that something must be done to curb the ribaldry run amok. What exactly was it that these salacious scholars were saying that has their principal in a state of high dudgeon? Some combination of the Forbidden Seven? Shit? Piss? Fuck, cunt, cocksucker or motherfucker? Or heaven forbid, TITS?
No, the word which has the administration of this Massachusetts high school longing for the days of their Puritan forbears is *meep*.
It’s no surprise that using bad language in school can get you into hot water. But “meep”?
Danvers High parents recently got an automated call from the principal warning them that if students say or display the word “meep” at school, they could face suspension.
Meep doesn’t mean much, unless you are Beaker — the hapless, orange-haired assistant to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on “The Muppet Show.”
While meep may be nonsense, what it represented was no laughing matter to the high school’s administration. High school Principal Thomas Murray said students were using it and other words to disrupt school in a particular part of the building on Cabot Road. The term later became part of a disruption some students were planning online.
“It’s really not about the word in particular,” Murray said. “The reason for the message (was) a group of students were instructed to refrain from that language and other language in a particular part of the building.”
Murray gave students “a reasonable request” not to use the word to disrupt school in a hallway, and to stop other behaviors, but they did not listen, Murray said.
And if that warning doesn’t work, Principal Murray is prepared to call on Danvers’ finest to restore order.
Murray called every student’s home with an automated message and sent out a mass email banning the word from school.
“Please be advised that any student who has the letters ‘meep’ on their clothing or uses the words verbally will face suspension from school…the police are monitoring this situation as well.”
It is still unclear exactly why the students took to their incessant meeping, but if the goal was to make their principal look like a insufferable nooge, well then mission accomplished. C’mon Principal Murray, stop being suck a killjoy and hum a little Ode to Joy with Beaker instead. It might make you smile.
No word yet from Danvers High on the status of mana-mana.
All I know is that somewhere George Carlin is laughing his motherfucking ass off.
Hmmmm. Just checked the possibly related posts above and it appears that Jonathan Turley among others is stealing my ideas :P His and another of the posts up there use the same Beaker video.
Well, none of them used this one. For insufferable noodges everywhere – enjoy!
Breaking news! Sky still blue, water still wet, teabaggers still number than a pounded thumb!
Check out this guy who managed to sneak onto the stage at an anti-immigrant rally in Minnesota.
Columbus go home! Hahaha!!!
Good post from Simon Johnson discussing a paper on the boom-bust-bailout cycle.
Good one from Naked Capitalism on the Fed decision to pay out 100% to the banks AIG owed for the failed credit default swaps.
Gretchen Morgensen reads the small print on the recent Worker, Homeownership and Business Assistance Act of 2009 and surprise surprise!!, she finds out that the largest beneficiaries of this act aren’t workers, homeowners or small businesses but the large companies who fueled the credit meltdown by overbuilding homes and who don’t really need the cash anyway.
It would be an interesting experiment to find out how many pieces of legislation signed into law in the last 20 years or so do not contain some big giveaway to some corporate interest or another. My guess is not many, if any at all. And yet the corporate world still tries to claim we have a “free market”, even as their lobbyists bribe Congress on a daily basis to rig the system in their favor.
Sadly it goes back a lot farther than 20 yrs. The bribery, that is.
It’s a wonder there is anyone left in Congress at all these days. Oh yeah, Law. It’s a quaint thing for the history students, I guess. Like the Geneva Conventions.
Remember the guy who made headlines by bidding on oil and gas leases at a government auction that he had no intention of paying for? Well he is still facing criminal penalties and a judge has refused to allow him to argue his actions we justified due to the threat of global warming.
Really? What alternatives? Doesn’t say if this judge listed any of the other alternatives DeChristopher could have sought to use or if they had ever proven useful. Pretty clear that the US government is doing all it can to simply kick this can down the road and hope for the best despite all scientific evidence that this is an imminent danger. It would be great if sanity prevailed in this case but somehow I doubt it will. Here’s what DeChristopher is facing for merely raising his hand in a show of civil disobedience:
Here’s a little more disobedience in school. Hooray for Will Phillips who refused to recite the pledge of allegiance at school because he felt there was not justice for all as long as gays weren’t allowed to marry.
Very good article which gives some history of the pledge (it was written by socialists!) and argues that it shouldn’t be recited at all by anyone. He gives several good reasons, but one he doesn’t mention I think is important. Namely, why do we make a bunch of children recite pledges which they don’t have the capacity to fully understand in the first place?
More on the clusterfuck in Honduras from The Nation. The US has failed miserably in trying to broker an agreement to restore Zelaya, but I suspect that is because the US didn’t really want him restored. If they did, we’d hear the corporate media actually covering this military coup which ousted a democratically elected leader, something the US supposedly claims to be against. Here’s one part of the article worth noting:
Hopefully it will spread enough so that we might actually get some of that here.
More interesting reading on GoldmanSux. First, this zerohedge post which argues that Goldman is not staffed by financial wizards who somehow make money on every trade. Lots of technical stuff, but basically they argue that Goldman’s charitable fund lost big money in 2007-2008 and that loss is tied to the trades the parent company made during the same time period. So basically Goldman is making money not because they are smarter than everyone else, but because they have been handed huge amounts of taxpayer cash and continue to gouge clients with fees now that they have a lot less competition.
Matt Taibbi discusses the article with less financialese:
Gotta love a little bit of Ludwig Van, even by hyperactive puppets.
Then there is this. This. This is so wrong.
Here’s another for an antidote.
Nice one! And the muppets were a good antidote too. Haven’t seen those yip yip guys in years.
Remember that big eminent domain case a few years back, Kelo vs. New London, that went all the way to the Supreme court? The government wanted the land to clear the way for a new research facility for Pfizer. The government won and seized the property but now after getting a sweet deal Pfizer has reneged on their end of the bargain and are pulling out of town. Read about it here – Let Them Eat Zoloft.
Another funny cartoon from Mark Fiore
So much of that is true, at least in regards to Shitigroup and Skank of America. Dirty rotten banksters. Fiore is right on.
Just ran across this article which shows just how right he is – Push to curb credit card rates fades.
Their behavior is outrageous, but not outrageous enough for Status Quobama to actually do anything about it. This next part tells you about all you need to know about the chances of the Obama administration pushing any real reform.
The article goes on to talk about Bernie Sanders’ attempts to cap interest at 15% which failed earlier this year, but Bernie is going to try again. This claim from an industry rep about why the companies need to charge such high rates is one of the most laughable things I’ve ever seen.
Yes, very labor intensive because although it seems like the entire industry is automated from the point of purchase to having the bill emailed to you, there are actually little elves who run the receipts from the store to the headquarters in Delaware, and with tens of millions of purchases a day, well, that’s a lot of elves!
Check out this sermon from Father Fucked-In-The-head. Just wow.
Where is a big pride of hungry lions when you need them, I ask you?
Meanwhile, this psychofreakofignorance will be in court today.
link
Maybe if he goes to jail he’ll be forced to pee sitting down among other prison related activities.
A few articles I want to get back to later –
Climate Rage a new one by Naomi Kline
Obama orders financial fraud task force beefed up I believe it when I see it.
Pratap Chatterjee, Afghanistan as a Patronage Machine by Tom Englehardt
I read that first article a couple days ago and it was really good. Those in developing countries calling for reparations are right to do so.
The article notes that the cost of reparations would be large, but the amount is still a lot smaller than what the US doled out to banks in the last year or so. Unfortunately it doesn’t seem like the US is willing to listen to this at all.
On that second article, I’ll believe it when I see it to. Things like this don’t inspire much faith that they’re really serious.
Read a good article about regulatory capture the other day which I can’t seem to put my finger on, but this one by Thomas Frank discusses a similar point. Since government regulation of industry first came about, industry has realized that at first they might have to play by the rules, but after a little while they will be able to get their own people into regulatory positions and make the agency do the industry’s bidding.
As it was and ever shall be….
New developments in mathematics. Mathematicians have come up with the first 3-D representation of the Mandelbrot set – the Mandelbulb!
Nice slide show here.
Lots more eye candy at what I think is Daniel White’s website here.
Oh yes. This is an awesome development! I just spent an hour zoning out on 3d mandlebrots on youtube thanks to these links. Perfect antidote to a long day in the trenches. very nice.
Here’s a really interesting discussion about why the universe looks the way it does – well, interesting if you’re a big nerdbox who likes physics. Good video discussion and transcript from theoretical physicist Sean Carroll touching on entropy, the anthropic principle and other concepts which have been bugging me. Here’s a part about entropy from the beginning of the article:
Makes sense to me, except for the part I italicized. You might not notice the difference if the air molecules were rearranged , but that doesn’t necessarily rule out that something is fundamentally different. Maybe it is and we just can’t sense it with the sensory organs we’ve managed to evolve.
This part near the end is where some doubt comes in about entropy.
So if you take it as a given that the Big Bang was a low entropy event, how we observe the universe operating seems to make sense. However the insinuation seems to be that there could have been other states of varying degrees of entropy before the Big Bang. At least that’s what I’ve insinuated from it.
Evidently I’m not the only one having a hard time wrapping my head around this whole “arrow of time” idea. More discussion of the concept from Carroll at this Cosmic Variance post.
As always, I take refuge in Julian Barbour‘s refutation of the existence of time.
Thanks for that melvin. Barbour really gets into some of the concepts I’ve always had a tough time with. Back when I used to be a physics major for a year or so, the instructors talked about forces and time, etc and how they operated in relation to each other but I never really understood what a “force” or “time” is at a fundamental level. I always assumed the instructors did understand these things and I was just missing something which is one of the reasons I switched majors.
Now that I’ve read a lot more about this stuff on my own, I realize that even the biggest brains don’t necessarily understand these concepts either. I wish I had grasped that a little better at the time. Makes me feel a little smarter now that I realize it :)
Does anyone know about deleting posts on WP? I deleted one, or moved to trash as it is now called, and can’t get at it in anyway, but it still appears in “Top Posts”. It seems like the trash needs to be emptied or something, but where and how is beyond me.
A couple days ago I posted this post before I wanted to and then moved it to trash to delete it like you said. That worked and I saved it as a draft before sending to trash, and then reposted it the next day. I just looked through the admin section and if you go to the section on the left labeled “Posts” and click on it, at the top of the page you’ll see “Edit Posts” and right underneath that it lists “All” ,”Published” etc with the last category being “trash”. Click on that and the option to “empty trash” shows up. That’s probably what you need.
Okay. It finally showed up there. (Had looked before.) Did like you say and it deleted, thanks! Althouth title still shows up in “Top Posts” is doesn’t link to anything.
See, you are more expert than you claim to be.
Glad it worked. I’d never deleted anything from here until a couple days ago so I didn’t even know that stuff was there until you mentioned it. Lots of bells and whistles to get the hang of.
From the mouth of one of my favoritist Congresscritters to my and everyone’s ears, especially the giant flapping ears of Squobama. Can you hear us yet?
Fire Geithner and Summers!!!!!!!
NY Times summarizes what we already know about the banksters, for posterity.
Post-Mortems Reveal Obvious Risk at Banks
You know? In my experience as both a boss and an employee over the years, this kind of failure on the job would mean job termination. The whole concept of labor in this country is topsy turvy fucked up and screwed. Its ok if you are a money handler or a republican or democrat with money handling friends and associates.
Some days it is so discouraging to have to go along with the grinding game we are being forced to play as slave laborers. But ya gotta get those $ to take care of self and loved ones. Gotta do the right and responsible and ethical things.
How can a country function when less than half the population abides by ethics and laws and those at the top are freaking criminals and thieves?
Grrrr. Off to work for me.
You are of course 100% correct about the two tiered system we see where it’s OK for those at the top to fuck up monumentally while those at the bottom often get canned just for asking questions and not being good little sycophants. As we were handed new W-4s at work yesterday I was sorely tempted to claim 10 dependents or so and stop paying taxes altogether. But then I remembered those pesky ethics and responsibilities, gritted my teeth and filled it out properly. With all these fucked up corporations who should have gone under bribing Congress for bailouts and big tax breaks, I’m still not sure whether that makes me a good guy or a huge sucker.
Have a good day at the old grind.
Thanks. Decompression this evening has included turning Larry and Timmy into turkeys! Now if I could only send them off into the never ending folds of a 3D Mandlebrot.
Obama has appointed a new member to the Broadcasting Board of Governors, the group which oversees all international US government broadcasting (also known as propaganda). Guess who he picked? Former Bush press secretary and current Fox News fuckwit Dana Perino. Guess he wanted someone with a proven track record of lying through their teeth. Meet the new boss….
Oh, for fuck’s sake! What were you just saying about ethics?
Yup, those pesky ethics. Evidently those in DC have developed a serious allergy and can no longer tolerate them.
Just read this op-ed about breaking up the banks which pointed to a new website called BanksterUSA.org. Lots of good stuff there and many familiar faces on their blogroll. For some reason the site looks familiar – maybe one of us already linked to it? I remember pulling a video from a similar looking site a while back, so apologies if this is the same one.
If I remember correctly, I linked to that site with some of the info on that bank protest in Chicago.